end of year exams

ugh i have end of year exams which are veir important soooo i won't be able to blog for a while but when i come back i will have sooooo much funny stuff i won't be more than 5 weeks!

fuckit

Fuck it Josie give me my bloody book back!

Yeah I really hope that this is photoshot!

Oh and Alhammd I am really sorry for telling you the new moon picture has got Taylor Launter naked... it's just that you're quite gullable and I could resist...

Also Jassie I am sorry for telling you that in Breaking Dawn Carlsile rapes Bella and then Bella falls in love with him, Edward finds out kills Carlisle, so Bella has a baby with Jasper, Alice kills herself and Edward makes a move on Rosalie-Rosalie excepts and they break houses happily ever after. Emmett and Esme feel left out and so they join Edward Jasper and Bella. They become a foursome bella gets changed into a werewolf by Jacob and leah relises she's a lesbian she falls in love with Bella's child, Cathrine who is in love with Mike Newton... Yeah sorry anyway I think that Breaking Dawn should have ended like that so I lied didn't tell the truth...

The poster for New Moon is out. It features Edward, Jacob, and Bella. It’s just a teaser poster and it is nice but I thought some of the fan made posters were better. I do think it is better than Twilight’s one sheet though.
For those who were asking in the comments this is the official New Moon One Sheet poster released by Summit.
(Yea that was the twilight guide speaking)

GODSAKE! WTF?????? Seriously what the hell?????

He looks like a freaking retarded monster! I was glad when I found out that new moon was having a new director... But this, this piece of nausiating shit makes me think twice. At least Cathrine Hardwicke made OK photoshoots and at least Edward looked like a sexyish vampire, and at least he had longish niceish hair!!!!

Jacob and Bella look OKish.... But I guess it is slightly exciting, to have a teaser poster already... kinda.

Anyway here are some others I found... Some are fan-made but oh vell!

CRAP I will post them tommorow I have to go eat! FUCK IT MOTHER!

found some really good ones too! UGH!

New amazing book

OMG I went to see my best friend from primary school yesterday and she has given me the best book....EVER!

GOSH t'is sooooooooooooo good! I LOVE James!

the pics

MORE ARE COMING (but i can't be assed right now!)

ugh no drunk picssssssss! (what is my obsession with drunk pictures of rob???)

damn oh well!

(he kinda looks ugly) ...But here are the pictures of his oh-so-amazing birthday

but first.... Ew rob and kstewpid got drunk on some guys show and then started acting way closer than co-stars....

fuck kristen stewart!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

IT'S ROBERT PATTINSON BIRTHDAY TODAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PATTINSON!

UGH! HE IS SOOOO OLD! 23 OMG!

WHY CAN'T HE JUST BE SOMETHING REASONABLE LIKE 18 ETC!

OH VELL I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE DRUNK PICTURES TO BE POSTED ON THE INTERNET OF HIS PARTY! YAYAYAY I PROMISE TO POST THEM UP!

EW! look at those wrinkles on his forhead... he really is getting old! *sobs*

ALSO...

SOME BREAKING DAWN NEWS

An article at The Examiner talks about “Breaking Dawn” the movie. At it’s IMDB page “Breaking Dawn” has gone from “optioned property” to “script.”
There is no official word from Summit if the movie is going to be made.
Read the article at The Examiner here.

YAY! BUT I SWAER I WILL MELT IN MY SEAT WHEN IT'S AT ISLE ESME!

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..and some fun pictures....

KSTEWPID! SHEZ SOOOO ANNOYING!

(ps these aren't my pctures in fact none of the pictures i post are my pictures!)

OH AND THESE ARE FOR ALHAMMD AND IF YOU FIND TAYLOR A JERK (josie)...

'im singing in the rain!'

ok he does look kinda cool...

yum

yum again click so you can read!

beautiful!

Josie PLEASE comment coz i iz lonely

hahahahahah ahah ahhhhhh... so funny click on it so you can read!

Little Ashes

OMFG! I was gonna complain about the fact that my Mother would not let me watch little ashes at the cinema, due to the fact it is an 18, but...
3 days ago.
Mum: Do you really think I am going to let you and Josie watch homosexual porn at the cinema with a load of dirty old men.
And twilight fan girls...
Mum: Well do you?!
Me: Well, I was hoping you would...
Dad: Oh Capella don't be ridiculous!
I am not!
Me: Sorry... I mean I could just pretend it's me... then it would not be homosexual, and...
Dad/Mum: CAPELLA!
Me: I could er... close my eyes!
look it's not lying.... Just not telling the truth-for their benefit...
*Mum and Dad give me a 'you are not going to win this one' look*
little do they know! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *evil laughing!*
Me: *in a defeated tone* Oh, er... alright. *sighs* I won't watch it.
Well at least not when you're watching!

Present
Yah I just watched it! (Well the sex scene... but I muted it because Mum Dad and little bro are in the garden. I plan on watching the whole thing when they are not in for at least 5 hours)
And omigoddygodgod!
It is strangely satisfactory. Yum! Actually I quite like it.... Yes I had a very nice yummy feeling in my stomach... weird, but pleasureful....

some moar!

lalalalalalallalalal ALSO!

ICONZ!

UGH! The twilight car picture didn't work.... So I have a thing of it on my side bar thing LOOK t'is very cool. Also I think I am going to try and post more funny pictutres and icons!

Like this amazing blog!

fifiteamswitz.blogspot.com

I LOVE HER BLOG!!!

Now I need to follow my list that I have made on stuff to blog about.... Enjoy!

back again

Okay i am finally back and yay! And you will have noticed I have changed my blog to Edward Cullen one...but i don't know maybe I should opt for something more sexy??? Yup I just did it! Not very sexy though... Oh well!

Anyway the year 11's left today and it is their prom tonight! HA! Yes they may have their prom, but yes they have to study hard core for about a month and yes, they are going to be doing their GCSE's!

Then again I guess I will be doing my GCSE'S quite soon-UGH-scary! Like this sexy guy! Actually he is very scary and me and my friends are contemplating going to the terrifying London Tombs! It looks pee-your-pants-scary!

Also I learnt how to say 'Oh Joy' in Shakespearean (we're doing much ado about nothing in English and Claudio is HAWT!)

Yeah I know it's not a great picture but he is sexy!!!!